Fellow citizens of Hiroshima: I know that the bomb that fell on us this morning seems to have been a serious blow to your health and well-being, but let's not fixate on the glowing rubble, smoke, and devastation. Let's look at the bright side. There are now so many more places to park. You won't ever have to stand in line for a movie after this. And now we can all read by the glow of our own skins. Yes, millions of people are dead, and a cloud of deadly fallout now hangs over us, but come on. Cheer up. I mean, it's not like they'll bomb Nagasaki or something.
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